D9 THC minis 30mg Crispy Blunts Cream Crispy Phyllo Dough

$4.99

D9 THC Minis Crispy Blunts are single-serve Delta 9 THC baklava-style edibles made with crisp phyllo dough wrapped around rich dessert fillings. Each mini contains approximately 30mg of Delta 9 THC, pairing a crunchy exterior with creamy flavored centers inspired by classic pastry and candy profiles.

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What are Crispy Blunts Minis?

Unlike traditional gummies or chocolates, these edibles lean heavily into texture. The layered phyllo shell creates a lighter, flaky bite while the filling adds density and sweetness. Flavor options include:

  • Bueno Cream
  • Hazelnut Chocolate Cream
  • Strawberry Cream
  • Cookies & Cream
  • Strawberry Cheesecake Cream
  • Vanilla Cream
  • Pistachio Cream
  • Peanut Butter Cream
  • Hazelnut Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream

Each package contains one individually wrapped mini baklava stick, making dosing straightforward without needing to portion larger bars or trays. The format sits somewhere between a dessert pastry and a traditional infused snack, offering a noticeably different edible experience compared to fruit chews or soft candies.

These minis are best suited for people who enjoy dessert-forward edibles and want a richer texture with moderate-to-strong Delta 9 THC potency in a compact serving.

Effects & Benefits

The experience with these Crispy Blunts Minis tends to build gradually, beginning with a lighter mental shift before settling into a fuller body-heavy edible effect. Since each piece contains around 30mg of Delta 9 THC, the overall intensity can feel fairly substantial depending on tolerance and serving size.

The pastry-style format changes the experience slightly compared to lighter gummies. The layered phyllo dough and creamy filling create a more indulgent edible session, especially when paired with coffee, tea, or slower evening routines.

Flavor variety plays a major role here:

  • Bueno Cream leans rich and chocolatey with hazelnut character.
  • Cookies & Cream carries sweeter cream notes with cookie-style flavor.
  • Pistachio Cream brings a nuttier, bakery-inspired finish.
  • Strawberry Cheesecake Cream adds tangier dessert sweetness.
  • Vanilla Cream keeps things softer and smoother overall.

Because these are denser baked-style edibles, many people find the effects feel slower and steadier compared to inhaled products. Smaller portions may stay manageable for moderate users, while full servings can become deeply relaxing and better suited for evenings or low-key social settings.

The texture also stands out. The crisp outer layers contrast with the softer filling, making the edible feel more like an actual dessert than a standard infused candy.

Dosage Guide

These minis contain approximately 30mg of Delta 9 THC per piece, which is a stronger serving for many users.

For newer edible consumers:

  • Start with ¼ to ½ of the mini
  • Wait at least 90 minutes before increasing the amount
  • Avoid combining with additional THC products early in the session

For experienced users:

  • A full mini may feel appropriate depending on tolerance
  • Some users prefer splitting servings over a longer evening rather than consuming the entire piece at once

Because baked edibles can take time to fully settle in, slower pacing usually creates a more comfortable experience.

Lab Results & Safety

Third-party testing was completed through PharmLabs San Diego across multiple flavor batches, including Bueno Cream, Vanilla Cream, Pistachio Cream, Cookies & Cream, Strawberry Cheesecake Cream, Peanut Butter Cream, and Hazelnut Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream.

The COAs showed Delta 9 THC results generally ranging between approximately:

  • 18mg to 28mg Delta 9 THC per mini
  • Most flavors tested near the advertised 30mg range

The Vanilla Cream batch tested at approximately 26.38mg Delta 9 THC per serving, while Bueno Cream measured around 23.72mg per mini. Pistachio Cream tested near 22.86mg, and Cookies & Cream measured approximately 23.06mg per serving.

Several batches also showed small amounts of naturally occurring secondary cannabinoids like CBD, CBG, or Delta 8 THC in trace quantities depending on the flavor tested.

The reports confirmed non-detectable THCA levels in the tested samples, consistent with a finished edible product rather than raw cannabinoid material.

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Ingredients:

Ingredients may vary slightly depending on flavor selection, though the formula generally includes:

  • Phyllo dough
  • Delta 9 THC extract
  • Hazelnut chocolate cream or flavored cream filling
  • Sugar
  • Wheat flour
  • Butter or vegetable oils
  • Cocoa ingredients
  • Pistachio or peanut components in select flavors
  • Vanilla and dessert flavoring
  • Milk-derived ingredients
  • Natural and artificial flavor components

Some flavors may contain or come into contact with:

  • Milk
  • Wheat
  • Tree nuts
  • Peanuts
  • Soy ingredients
FLAVORS
  • Bueno Cream
  • Hazelnut Chocolate Cream
  • Strawberry Cream
  • Cookies & Cream
  • Strawberry Cheesecake Cream
  • Vanilla Cream
  • Pistachio Cream
  • Peanut butter Cream
  • Hazelnut Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream
HOW TO USE
  • Eat directly from the package as a single serving or divided portion.
  • Use a knife to cut the mini into smaller pieces for lower doses.
  • Wait at least 90 minutes before deciding whether to increase the amount.
  • Store in a cool, dry place to help preserve the crisp phyllo texture.
  • Avoid excessive heat, which can soften the pastry filling.
  • Reseal or store in an airtight container if not consumed immediately.
  • Keep away from children and pets.

Are these stronger than regular THC gummies?

For many people, yes. A full mini contains around 30mg of Delta 9 THC, which is above the dosage found in many standard recreational gummies.

What do these taste like?

They taste closer to a dessert pastry or baklava-style snack than a traditional cannabis edible. The crispy phyllo shell creates a flaky texture while the filling adds sweetness and creaminess.

Which flavor is the richest?

Bueno Cream and Hazelnut Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream usually feel the richest because of the layered chocolate and nut profiles.

Are these overly sweet?

They are definitely dessert-forward, though flavors like Pistachio Cream and Peanut Butter Cream tend to feel slightly less sugary than the fruit-based options.

Can beginners try these?

Yes, though smaller portions make more sense for first-time users. Starting with ¼ of the mini is a more manageable introduction to a 30mg edible.

Do the effects last longer because this is baked pastry?

The onset and duration still depend heavily on metabolism, but denser edible formats can sometimes feel slower and fuller compared to lighter candies or drinks.

Which flavor is best for people who like bakery desserts?

Pistachio Cream, Vanilla Cream, and Strawberry Cheesecake Cream usually fit that profile best because they lean more pastry-forward than candy-like.

Can I split the mini into multiple sessions?

Yes. Many people divide the pastry into smaller pieces and save the remainder for later use.

Is the texture crunchy or soft?

The outside stays crisp and flaky, while the center filling is smoother and creamier. That contrast is one of the main differences compared to standard gummies or chocolates.

Are these better for daytime or nighttime use?

Most people will probably prefer them during evenings or slower schedules due to the 30mg Delta 9 THC potency and heavier edible-style progression.

Shipping available nationwide where legal.

All products contain less than 0.3% hemp-derived Delta 9 THC in compliance with the 2018 Farm Bill.


For adult use only. Keep out of reach of children. The product is not intended to prevent, diagnose, or treat any disease. Consult your doctor before use.