- 15 squares of mind-melting chocolate per bar
- Proprietary mushroom extracts blend
- Available in Churro Milk, Cookies & Cream, Fruity Cereal & Chocolate Milk flavors
- All-natural ingredients
- 1 square = a mild buzz
- 4 squares = serious elevation
- 7+ squares = table for one on Mars
Dear valued customers, have you ever felt like your taste buds are out of this world? Well, our Mushroom Chocolate Bars will take that feeling to a whole new level. The aliens themselves called and demanded their chocolate bars back because they know how cosmic and divine ours truly are.
Our proprietary blend of mushroom extracts combined with mouthwatering cocoa sweetness creates an unforgettable experience for any occasion. Whether it's a night in or chasing Alice down the rabbit hole, these bite-size chocolate squares provide ultimate relaxation while indulging in scrumptious decadence.
We do want to mention that our product contains dairy and is manufactured on equipment processing products containing nuts. But don't let that stop you from experiencing pure bliss!
Take a deep breath and imagine the creamy goodness melting in your mouth after just one square - satisfying even the sweetest tooth cravings!
Are you excited now? We thought so! Try our Mushroom Chocolate Bars today for an otherworldly treat beyond compare.
Benefits:
- Body Buzz
- Euphoria
- Relaxation
- Cerebral Effects
- Mind-Melting Fun
Available Flavors:
- Churro Milk
- Cookies & Cream
- Fruity Cereal
- Chocolate Milk
Directions for Best Results:
If you're familiar with THC edibles, then these chocolates will be right up your alley. Similar to THC gummies, our chocolate bars take about an hour or more to kick in and deliver their effects. So it's important that you exercise patience when indulging in our delicious treats.
Don't make the rookie mistake of going back for seconds before feeling the full impact of a single serving - trust us on this one! Take your desired dose and wait patiently.
For those just starting out on their shroom journey or looking for a mellow microdose experience, we recommend sticking with just one square of chocolate. But if you're ready to break free from your comfort zone and explore new heights (literally), four squares should do the trick!
And finally, if you've got dual citizenship on the moon and have developed quite a tolerance over time - go ahead and indulge in seven or more mushroom chocolate squares at once! Just remember: always start small until you know how much is too much for YOUR body.
